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I had to post this you guys. I found it on the internet and for some reason I couldn't stop laughing. Maybe it was the fact that my body was dead tired or perhaps because my brain was fried for over excessive something and an earsplitting headache. neway it was funny and I hope you enjoy a laugh cuz if you don't I'm going to feel a bit stupid. If happen to go to this comics' webpage I 'm WARNING you there are more funny ones but some are inappropriate. enjoy! I predict a definite laugh from phil and john. :)

Does that make me crazy?

You think I'm crazy.
It's impossible.
Once doubt is gone.
People are anythings but are reasonable.
How do you do the thingy?
I'm excited for you because I'm excited for me!
So you did disappear!
For promotion, not for sale.
For goodness sake!
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Think I could last forever?
I feel like dancing.
Never say never, I always say never.
I just realized you said booh!
I don't know why I do, I just do.
Wow.

I told you that already!
Oh
....................
does that make me crazy?

GROENISMS

"Extract something from them-money, chocolate bars.....Not chocolate bars. They've got poisoning in them."
"If all life fails, buy two little suckers."
"Your job is to edit for a while and rethink your life."
"If she cries... oh well."
"I want to reach out and touch you...Oh wait-that's illegal."
"Get out of here!"
"Yeah, I can fix anything."
"You don't have a brush, you're up the crik with one end of the sink."
"That's dead bad."
"Let's not talk about cars, wives. Let' not talk about anything meaningful."
" I don't really care."
"I've gotta get some more spoons. I'll steal some in a second from......."
"Get over here you four little slackers!!"
"You wanna kill the.... wake up the canvas."
"It's unbelievable- it really hurts me ."
"Black's the enemy of the people."
"You get a tan and then after than I look beautiful."
"You have to spray it or sprinkle it or baptize it or something."
"I'll show off...I'll do some showoffing."
"By the jumpins!!!"
"Cups first, sleep later. You'll all spend the whole night suffering. It'll be GREAT."
"Yeah, I'm making the book into a house."
We have to break you down and reconstruct your personality. Then the parents go 'Who is my son?'"
" Why should I be nice?"
"It sucks, and all I can do is laugh at it. You've gotta be able to withstand the pain."
"What's it called? Flex? Flex. I love flex."
"We could be painting instead of flexing. huh huh huh huh!" (laughs at his own joke)
"I'm going to be the cleanest teacher in the history of art for at least a week."
"Girls! Stop hugging each other! There are cupboards to close."
"I need food."
"You know what artwork is? Go buy me a chocolate bar!"
"All of a sudden it's flatter than a baby's bum."
"Do something to help it. Put it out of its misery. Kick it or hit it or something."
"We don't need sad apples."
At the computer, I'm as bad as some of you are at........... somethings."
"I'm sorry for all the bad things I've said."
"I keep talking apple apple apple."
"We're not gonna play the game of yesterday."
"You see, that's the point of the point."
"You don't have to do a lot, just do a lot right."
"One thing right is worth a million dollars."
"Why do you want your head in the clouds? What is it doing there!!??!!"
"What is this crap?"
Get out of my life for a minute."
"Oh crums."
"Okay this is how they paint int he movies."
"The trick is..... there is no trick."
"I'm destroying it for a second so I can undestroy it on purpose."
"It's a little sucky."
"I choose pink."
"Don't trip over my brain!"
"Here, this will go this way, that one goes that way, here, this one, that goes there, there, there, there, there, this goes here, that one, this, this goes like that, like this, this, that, OH I LIKE THAT, yeah that's good, and put that one here, this'll go here, that there, there, here there..."

Definition

What defines a friend?

Who are your friends?
Describe a friend(s) with one word.
Friends are a blessing....don't forget to be thankful for them.

A Whole New World

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid.
Tell me princess, now when did you last
Let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world!
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you!
Now I'm in a whole new world with you!
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world!
Don't you dare close your eyes
An hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath--it gets better!
I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be!
A whole new world!
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment, red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me!

Sorry guys! i had a mini random obsession with Aladdin
.... tee tee I just watched it....
decided to awake some childhood memories.

Quotes from Aladdin

I love the Genie. He's awesome!
"Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?"
"Made you look."
"Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel."
"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!"
"Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck."

Sweet, scary memories

guess who's here!? its Tara! they're talking about Tom Cruise on TV. Bethany is out getting only the best movie ever! love you Bethany!
Wow. boys i don't know if you want to see pictures like this but i was looking through some of these old pictures and i stumbled upon this lovely picture. i seriously laughed out loud. i know jo is going to kill me for this and hopefully laura lee never sees that i post it. im going to have to watch my back eh jo? SHES GONNA GET ME!
im bored but thats okay because today's friday. its been a very good friday. i have an exciting amusing evening because tara's here. whoo boy! that's the last time i share candy with tara joy. hee hee im laughing at myself cause she's two steps away from me and is going to be mad at me when she reads this finally. we're renting the lakehouse. im so excited, its the best movie ever(for girls and i guess john since he like a walk to remember). well anyways got to go watch it now.

long days = long weeks

yesterday was such a long horrible boring day. don't ask me why it just was. it was one of those days where you feel like doing absolutely nothing and you're feeling completley cruddy for reasons you're unsure of, and you decide to try and get through your day by doing something stupid like counting dots on the roof. there's been a few days like yesterday this week although yesterday was the worst. hmmm. maybe thats why my week has felt so long. grrrr i hate weeks like this. oh well tomorows friday then whoopee another week like this. wow im really negative. thats okay i can change that. NEXT WEEK WILL BE A GOOD FANTASTIC WEEK WITH LOADS OF FUN. ................ahemcoughgaycoughcough............yeah. have any relations to a day like this?

inside joke

the sound of a car driving fast....and slow(but only for a second):
vroooooooooooooooompoomphffffvvrrroooooooooooommmmmm
yeah inside joke. art class. a specific t-shirt matching a specific person. hmmm? can you figure it out? if not ask john, jonathan, or phil, and i think elena. jo knows but might not tell you b/c ....... just b/c.
and all you inside joke, art people......i couldn't just leave it an inside joke. it just had to be published. :)

Silence is the true friend that never betrays.
-Confucius

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