GROENISMS

"Extract something from them-money, chocolate bars.....Not chocolate bars. They've got poisoning in them."
"If all life fails, buy two little suckers."
"Your job is to edit for a while and rethink your life."
"If she cries... oh well."
"I want to reach out and touch you...Oh wait-that's illegal."
"Get out of here!"
"Yeah, I can fix anything."
"You don't have a brush, you're up the crik with one end of the sink."
"That's dead bad."
"Let's not talk about cars, wives. Let' not talk about anything meaningful."
" I don't really care."
"I've gotta get some more spoons. I'll steal some in a second from......."
"Get over here you four little slackers!!"
"You wanna kill the.... wake up the canvas."
"It's unbelievable- it really hurts me ."
"Black's the enemy of the people."
"You get a tan and then after than I look beautiful."
"You have to spray it or sprinkle it or baptize it or something."
"I'll show off...I'll do some showoffing."
"By the jumpins!!!"
"Cups first, sleep later. You'll all spend the whole night suffering. It'll be GREAT."
"Yeah, I'm making the book into a house."
We have to break you down and reconstruct your personality. Then the parents go 'Who is my son?'"
" Why should I be nice?"
"It sucks, and all I can do is laugh at it. You've gotta be able to withstand the pain."
"What's it called? Flex? Flex. I love flex."
"We could be painting instead of flexing. huh huh huh huh!" (laughs at his own joke)
"I'm going to be the cleanest teacher in the history of art for at least a week."
"Girls! Stop hugging each other! There are cupboards to close."
"I need food."
"You know what artwork is? Go buy me a chocolate bar!"
"All of a sudden it's flatter than a baby's bum."
"Do something to help it. Put it out of its misery. Kick it or hit it or something."
"We don't need sad apples."
At the computer, I'm as bad as some of you are at........... somethings."
"I'm sorry for all the bad things I've said."
"I keep talking apple apple apple."
"We're not gonna play the game of yesterday."
"You see, that's the point of the point."
"You don't have to do a lot, just do a lot right."
"One thing right is worth a million dollars."
"Why do you want your head in the clouds? What is it doing there!!??!!"
"What is this crap?"
Get out of my life for a minute."
"Oh crums."
"Okay this is how they paint int he movies."
"The trick is..... there is no trick."
"I'm destroying it for a second so I can undestroy it on purpose."
"It's a little sucky."
"I choose pink."
"Don't trip over my brain!"
"Here, this will go this way, that one goes that way, here, this one, that goes there, there, there, there, there, this goes here, that one, this, this goes like that, like this, this, that, OH I LIKE THAT, yeah that's good, and put that one here, this'll go here, that there, there, here there..."